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       Title: Elephant Stew
  Categories: Meat
       Yield: 3800 servings
       1    Elephant
            Salt to taste
            Pepper to taste
       2    Rabbits
   Cut elephant into small bite size pieces, this should take about 2
   months. Add enough brown gravy to cover, about half a train tank car.
   Cook over kerosene heat for about 4 weeks at 450 degrees.  This
   recipe should serve 3,800 people.  If more are expected, add 2 extra
   rabbits, do so only if necessary as most people do not like hare in
   their stew.
   Randy Rigg