MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.02
       Title: CAT POOP COOKIES
  Categories: Cookies, Kids, Chocolate
       Yield: 1 servings
 MMMMM-------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS------------------------
     1/2 c  Honey
     2/3 c  Butter, margarine, or lard
       1    Egg
       1 ts Vanilla extract
            -OR- peppermint extract
       2 c  Whole wheat flour
     1/3 c  Cocoa powder
            Grape-nuts (tm) cereal
 MMMMM------------------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS-----------------------
     1/4 c  Honey
     1/4 c  Molasses
     2/3 c  Butter or margarine, or lard
       1    Egg
   2 1/3 c  Whole wheat flour
            Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
            - to taste
            -(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
            Grape-nuts (tm) cereal
            Coconut; (tapeworms)
            Chocolate chips
            Butterscotch chips
            Peanut butter chips
            Spagetti or ramen noodles
            - cooked - (roundworms)
            “puffy pastel things”; *
            -find at Chinese restaurants
   *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
   packing pellets-i haven't tried this
   to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute). add the
   butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture
   and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well,
   then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some
   or all of the batter.
    chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll
   dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs
   in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (maybe 10 to 15
   minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).
   serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
   litter scoop.  i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
   scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.  i imagine brown sugar might
   work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried
   it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where
   the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
   From: Anne P. Mitchell JD k